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A football player walked into a motel on a rainy night. He asked the manager for a room for one night. The manager said, "I only have one room left and I don't think you want it." The football player …

Why (American) Athletes Can't (Shouldn't) Have Real Jobs. 1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids …

Ten Stupidest Names In Football 1) Johnny Vegas Not the fat man who tells blue jokes at the Edinburgh festival, but rather the Peruvian goalkeeper who featured in a recent World Cup qualifier again…

A jumbo-sized freshman went to try out for the football team. The coach asked him if he could tackle and he said, "Hell yah, get a load of this!" And with that knocked over a telephone pole as if i…

During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the small animals. The big animals were crushing small animals and at half-time, the coach made a passionate …

A little boy is playing with his new football and a little girl asks if she can play. He tells her, "No. These are for boys." The little girl runs into the house and tells her mother. The next day t…

An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, "7 points!" His wife looked at him and said, "What the hell are you doing?" He simply replied, "Just playing …

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space? Because there's no atmosphere!

Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Little DJ has his first day at school. His Mom was real worried, and when she picked him up from school at the end of the day, she anxiously asked him how his day went. 'Well, I came top of the cl…

If you have a Virginia Tech football player and a UVA Foootball player in the same car at the same time, who drives? The state trooper!!"

Sports For Laughs "...and there is Ola Petrova from Romania, I tip her as a future champion. I saw her snatch this morning, and it was magnificent.." (David Coleman - Weightlifting commentator) …

Why did the chicken run onto the football pitch? Because the ref called for a foul.

Why did the chicken run onto the football field? Because the umpire called a foul.

There was a guy, who was the most buff guy, and his girlfriend were at a bar and she just dumped him. So she left the bar leaving him upset and alone. About ten minutes later when he was sipping h…

Bubba was Alabama's star lineman. He was great at football, but not at academics. The principal was letting it slide until one day he decided that Bubba's grades HAD to be better. They decided to m…

Recently, I was at a professional football game supporting my favorite team. My seat wasn't the greatest, so when i noticed a vacant seat on the fifty yard line 10 rows up, I headed towards it. I aske…

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever,…

Q: How do you get a Maryland graduate off your porch? A: Pay for the pizza. Q: Why did Clemson choose orange as a school color? A: So that the football team could wear it to the game on Saturday, h…

Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you."Hallmark would m…