Found 54 results for Michael jackson jokes
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Back in the Swinging Sixties, Michael Caine is holding (Uncategorised jokes)
Back in the Swinging Sixties, Michael Caine is holding a big showbiz party in his swanky new house. Everyone who's anyone is there - top stars from the worlds of movies and music, fashion and art. The…
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God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly (Uncategorised jokes)
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds. "Look, Michael, look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a pl…
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Michael Jackson and Casper (Insults jokes)
s the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
One is pale and scares kids and
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Michael Jackson - Stroke in hospital (Entertainment jokes)
Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack before he reached hospital
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Jack Daniels and Michael Jackson (Uncategorised jokes)
What do Jack Daniels and Michael Jackson have in common?
They're both seven year ol
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Michael Jackson's Baby (Children jokes)
What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words?
"Which one's Mommy?"
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Michael Jackson (Children jokes)
's the diffrence between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
The one is made of plastic
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Michael Jackson and McDonald's (Uncategorised jokes)
What do Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common?
They both stic
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The Michael Jackson Doll (Entertainment jokes)
d you hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?
You wind it up and it plays with your k
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Michael Jackson vs. McDonalds (Uncategorised jokes)
What does McDonalds and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both stick their meat in 13
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Michael Jackson's shnoz (Uncategorised jokes)
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalog.
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What do Michael Jackson and plastic bags ... (Children jokes)
What do Michael Jackson and plastic bags have in common?
They are both m
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Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart (Children jokes)
Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?
A: Boys pants were half off.
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Did you know that Richard Pryor and Michael ... (Whatever jokes)
w that Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson have a new non-profit organization?
It''s called
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Parachutes for two (Uncategorised jokes)
Michael Jackson, his lawyer, and a small, cute boy are on a plane when the plane suddenly develops engine troubles.
"Bad news," the lawyer said. "There are only two parachutes. You and me will go."
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Michael Jackson and JC Penney (Uncategorised jokes)
What do Micheal Jackson and JC Penny have in common?
Boys' pants, half off!!
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Perfect Ten (Uncategorised jokes)
What is Michael Jackson's idea of a perfect 10?
Two 5-year-olds!
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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? (Uncategorised jokes)
has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every night?
A: Hanson.
Q: How are t
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God's Identity (Religion jokes)
n''''t know that God was Michael Jackson!"
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Osama and Bush Have a Dog Fight (Bush jokes)
ng,", said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years to make th
