Found 33 results for France+ jokes
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Made in Canada (Sexuality jokes)
A Canadian was in France, out of his wallet he removed a stick of gum he had from the airport in Canada, and started to chew it. He walked into a French coffee shop and sat himself beside an English s…
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Here are some of the classic questions that were asked (Uncategorised jokes)
Here are some of the classic questions that were asked of the Sydney Olympic Committee via their Web site, and answers supplied where appropriate.
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have ne…
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Wacky News of the World (Medical jokes)
But Doctor, You HAVE To!
In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen,
52, tried to cure his sexual impotence by having a penis transplant -- using a donkey as
the donor. The wire service Agence France-Presse reported …
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Screwed, For Sure (Sexuality jokes)
Once a lady wanted to leave the U.S.A. but couldn't get a visa. One day, she met a man who told her not to dispair.
"l'll let you sneak aboard my captain's ship and take you to France, but you have …
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Concorde Humor (News And Politics jokes)
What's the difference between Air France and British Airways?
Air France drops you off at the hotel!
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Two nuns from France were coming to New York... (Religion jokes)
Two nuns from France were coming to New York.
While awaiting their landing, one nun looks at the other and says, "Over here in America, they have strange customs."
"Really? Like what?" says the ot…
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Pre-Nuptial Agreements (Sexuality jokes)
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in New York.
The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of…
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Quotes About the French (Foreign jokes)
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure."
- Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
- Rush Limbaugh
"What do you expect from a culture and a n…
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Security Levels (News And Politics jokes)
The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats in Islamabad and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."
Soon though, security levels may be raised yet…
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God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly (Uncategorised jokes)
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds. "Look, Michael, look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a pl…
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Limerick -- An Unusual Dance (Uncategorised jokes)
There once was a woman from France,
Who did an unusual dance.
She'd roll in the grass,
And lick her own ass,
Her sex would put men in a trance.
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Free-Throw (Foreign jokes)
A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy are standing on a cliff. The French guy throws a case of fine wine off the cliff. ''Why did you do that?''asked the other men.
''We have plenty of fine w…
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The Geography of Men and Women (Sexuality jokes)
The Geography of a Woman
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
Between…
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Concorde Humor 2 (News And Politics jokes)
''What are you doing tonight?'' asked the Air France co-pilot of the pilot. ''You coming out for drinks?''
''No, I'm just going to crash at the hotel.''
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College Entrance Exam: For Football Players (College jokes)
You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly to Qualify.
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architectu…
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Blonde State of Mind (Foreign jokes)
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals.
She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!"
Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?"
The
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Hole in One (Sexuality jokes)
There was an American man that had an meeting in France. He met a woman and that night they had their own meeting. While they were where having sex, she was yelling, "TROU FAUX,TROU FAUX." He did not…
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The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ... (Bush jokes)
This week, the Bush administration finally released the official start-date of the U.S. war in Iraq, giving the United Nations a March 17th deadline by which to disband, or face total annihilation. A…
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Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti (Sexuality jokes)
Cindy Lou Edleman Performs Quality Sexual Favors
Your Mother and Father Are of the Same Genetic Background
Mexicans Smell Vaguely of Jalapenos
Last Night You Enjoyed Carnal Pleasures With Your Sis…
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Words Of Wisdom, Graduates! (Uncategorised jokes)
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, CLASS OF 2003!
First of all I�d like to say congratulations to the 2003 graduates of Jefferson Technical University, central Illinois� third most selective commuter and community …