Found 6 results for Brazil+ jokes
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Branding exercises that went wrong Coors put its (Uncategorised jokes)
Branding exercises that went wrong
Coors put its slogan, "Turn it loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer from diarrhea".
Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick", a curling iron, into Ger…
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Colemanballs: And here's Moses Kiptanui - the 19 (Uncategorised jokes)
Colemanballs:
And here's Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago" (David Coleman)
"Once Tony Daley opens his legs you've got a problem" (Howard Wilkinson)
Its a…
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Limerick: Horny Lil (Uncategorised jokes)
There was a horny young lady named Lil,
Who fucked dynamite sticks for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil!
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Lost with Translation (Business jokes)
The American Dairy Association was so successful with its "Got Milk?" campaign, that it was decided to extend the ads to Mexico. Unfortunately, the Spanish translation was "Are you lactating?"
Elec…
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Top ten reasons George W. Bush should be impeached (Bush jokes)
1) Compassionativity is not a word.
2) Social Security IS a federal program.
3) Benjamin Franklin did NOT invent the light bulb.
4) Trout are not extinct.
5) Brazil DOES have blacks.
6) Speaking …
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England v Brazil (Uncategorised jokes)
Fast forward to 2004, it is just before England v Brasil at the
Millennium Stadium, an important European Championship qualifier game.
Ronaldo goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his
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