The funniest jokes on the net

ts way to Houston when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class sect … cket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to sit inthe back. The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going

Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove to people that she wasn't just a dumb londe. So she asked her friend "how could I show people I'm not ust a dumb blonde?" Her friend says, "First learn all the provinces and the … tals." So that week the

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight fro … ay a fun game? The tired blonde just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over … $500." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this

A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach sec … seat is in coach. The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going t sit here all the way to LA … forms the captain of the blonde problem. The

A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane. The lawyer … lars; And every time the blonde asked the lawyer a question that he didn't know the answe … he lawyer had to pay the blonde 50 dollars. So the lawyer asked the blonde his first qu

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were walking on the beach when … e and said, "Even though blondes are stupid, they have so more fun, I wish to be blonde." nd she was turned blonde. The brunette agreed, "That's rue, I really want to have … be d

Two dumb blondes were driving through the middle of Kansas where there w … but wheatfields. One blonde says, “Look over there!” There was another blonde wearig scuba gear and acting like she was swimming thro … the wheat. The other blo

One day a blonde went into a department store. She said to the owner, "Ca … r replies, "No, you're a blonde". Next day the blonde comes into the same shop with blac hair and says, "Can I … eeper says "No, you're a blonde." Next day the blonde

What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde? A ake blonde doing artwheels!

Two blondes are walking down a road, one has a large sports bag. 1stblonde: "What have you got in that bag?" 2nd blonde: "Chickens." 1st blonde: "If I can guess how many chicken you've got in that bag, … have one of them?" 2nd blonde: "If you can

A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at ''Lovers … . ''NO!'' yelled the blonde. The guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Thin … again. ''NO!'' the blonde yelled again. Things got even hotter and the blond w

eading squad. One was a blonde and one was a brunette. After they both had tryouts, they … lts were posted. The blonde goes to see if she made it that night. Once she found out … he didn't answer, so the blonde just went back home. The next

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she de … he playground. Signed, A Blonde.'' The blonde pinned the note to the kid's shirt and set him home to sh … s. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag w

A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can … ink it is because I am a blonde?'' Her mother replied, ''Of couse it is, dear.'' The nxt day, the blonde said, ''I can say the alphabet higher then anyone in my cl … ink it is

says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, 'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler an he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left s also blonde. Still

A blonde co-ed is looking at a bulletin board and she sees a piece … ad the five dollars. The blonde pulls five dollars out of her pocket and hands it to the s … stands up and knocks the blonde unconscious. When the blonde wakes up she''s tied to

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, … What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying tha … to relax and rest." The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I ne

There were two blondes as roommates and they both bought mice. When they got hom the first blonde said, "How are we going to tell them apart?" The second londe said, "Why don't we take one and chop off one of its legs … The next morning the bl

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right an noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with o water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blond,

g through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her hair and starts sho … rd enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that … nation against, not only blondes, but women i